Birthday Cat Game


From the original article on May 14, 2015. Author: Chateau Heartiste.

Ah, Birthday Cat, what distaff hearts can’t you warm? A reader (his chat in blue bubbles) sends a screenshot of his phone, demonstrating the power of the cutesy non sequitur to drive women wild with curiosity and arousal.

Women ask questions when they are intrigued by a man. A completely uninterested woman would simply not reply to the cat pictogram, or would blow it off with her own non sequitur.

That phrase “...I guess” is also telling. Translating from the womanese, “...I guess” means “...I guess I don’t know what you think about me, and it’s driving me nuts.”

Some more Birthday Cat Game in action, here.


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