From the original article on February 4, 2015. Author: Chateau Heartiste.
Tucked in the CH archives is a seminal (heh) post on the subject of male sexual pleasure and how it relates to women’s hotness. It was titled “Hotter Women, Better Sex” and it scandalized neophyte ears, and provoked knowing nods from romantically experienced players.
I suspect the people who think that men chase hot girls the most feverishly so as to lord it over other men have an agenda. They want to believe that human nature is not immutable; that with the right amount of peer pressure and fist-shaking at the media juggernaut men’s desires can be altered — tamed — to accommodate their conceit. And pride is malleable where thermonuclear blasts of lust are not.
If, on the other hand, men pursue the best-looking women at the behest of hidden compulsions buried deep in the reptilian cores of their brains, then there is nothing can be done to change this fact of manhood and what it means for less attractive girls.
How your body responds to a woman during sex tells the tale. The hotter I find the girl, the better the sex is, all else being equal.
What followed was a jizzbomb chart positively correlating a woman’s attractiveness with the liquid volume and ejection force of a man’s ejaculation.
Not satisfied with field observations, undersexed nerds demanded SCIENCE. It was supplied:
Slimmer Women’s Waist is Associated with Better Erectile Function in Men Independent of Age.
Previous research has indicated that men generally rate slimmer women as more sexually attractive, consistent with the increased morbidity risks associated with even mild abdominal adiposity. To assess the association of women’s waist size with a more tangible measure of perceived sexual attractiveness (as well as reward value for both sexes), we examined the association of women’s age and waist circumference with an index of men’s erectile function (IIEF-5 scores), frequency of penile-vaginal intercourse (PVI), and sexual satisfaction in a representative sample of Czechs (699 men and 715 women) aged 35-65 years. Multivariate analyses indicated that better erectile function scores were independently associated with younger age of self and partner and women’s slimmer waist. PVI frequency was independently associated with women’s younger age and women’s slimmer waist. Sexual satisfaction was independently associated with men’s younger age and slimmer waist for both sexes. Better erectile function, greater PVI frequency, and greater sexual satisfaction were associated with women’s slimmer waist, independently of both sexes’ ages. Possible reasons for the waist effects were discussed, including women’s abdominal body fat decreasing their own desire through neurohormonal mechanisms and decreasing their partner’s desire through evolutionarily-related decreased sexual attractiveness.
The vigor of the splitter is the smack of the fact. An hourglass-shaped, slender young woman is nature’s viagra, yohimbe, and horny goat weed compound, delivered with a hit of Ecstasy.
Interestingly, there’s a female version of the CH “hotter women = better sex” formula. Reader RosieOnMaChest stumbles on it:
Asshole game!
Women really do behave differently in bed with alphas and betas.
Since adopting a more alpha persona, around 5 years ago. Apart from upping the standard of women I let into my life, I’ve found one other very unexpected bonus.... Sex is a whole lot better and a whole lot wilder.
Once a woman assesses you as alpha, there seems to be almost nothing she won’t do to please you in bed. Two of the current plates have started sticking their tongues into my asshole . Kind of shocked me at first but I guess it’s just a sign of the times.
Sign of the hinds.
This is what I call the “More Alpha = Better Sex” formula, and a chart should help clarify exactly what it measures.
First, an explanation of the variables.
“Moan strength” is the loudness of the woman’s sex moans. Obvi.
“Shakes strength” is how much control over her body the woman loses during lovemaking.
“Pliability” is the woman’s willingness to indulge the man’s sexual fantasies, no matter how freakish.
Presenting... the handy dandy alpha maleness-to-female pleasure chart:
status of man moan strength shakes strength pliability
omega dreg sounds of silence zen stoicism she calls the shots
omega grunt of annoyance she can multitask carbonite rigidity
greater omega disguised wince stilted pelvic grind 100 “no”s, 1 “yes”
lesser beta 1db college try did a muscle tense? it’s your birthday!
pubertal beta 10dbs (cat meow) 0.1 second toe curl it’s our anniversary!
beta 20dbs (puppy yap) brief shiver pre-coital BJ
striver beta 30dbs (dog bark) 1 back scratch doggy style
greater beta 50dbs (black woman) 10 back scratches mirrors
lesser alpha 70dbs (2 black women) leg tourettes cameras
alpha 100dbs (corvette) dog shitting peach pit chandelier
supraalpha 150dbs (jet engine) call a sexorcist “i am your slave”
There are many reasons for a man to learn game and ascend the ladder of alpha maleness, but one goes unmentioned far too often: The better your game, the more pleased your women will be with your sexual healing.
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