The Lawyer Vs The Nanny

From the original article on October 3, 2007. Author: Chateau Heartiste.

Here is a comparison of two girls I briefly dated.

Girl A

occasionally tossed out five dollar words like “antinomian”
never spoke about her job in detail or hinted that she liked it
talked more than once about the school she attended and about her father’s accomplishments
i paid for her drinks
noticed my brand of watch
smiled a lot
had artsy photographs hanging on her walls
on the way to my bedroom the first time she saw a pile of my dirty clothes on the floor and made a face
skipped foreplay, went straight to gatling gun-style jackhammer sex
assumed the doggy position unprompted

Girl B

liked to kiss more than talk
bought me drinks
made me dinner with a table setting of wine candles and flowers
never mentioned her father
was bilingual
took pictures with her digital camera and emailed them to me
on the way to my bedroom the first time she giggled as I carried her
much foreplay followed by lovemaking in front of a wall-length mirror where we watched ourselves
was married and hid it from me
said she loved me

Guess which girl was the six figure corporate lawyer and which was the nanny studying psychology part time at grad school.

I think it’s interesting how much of a girl’s personality and femininity I can predict based on her career.

ANSWER:
A – lawyer.

Lawyers are way too calculating to say they love you after only a short while dating.

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