From the original article on February 16, 2009. Author: Chateau Heartiste.
Word on the street is...
Valentine’s Day is the new New Year’s Eve. Any single girls are feeling the sting of loneliness on this day in technicolor sensation, and of those fortitudinal enough to brave going out with their girlfriends and thereby announcing to the world their singledom, the horniness is strong in them.
Like shooting bitches in a barrel.
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