From the original article on December 18, 2008. Author: Chateau Heartiste.
Her: I have to tell you something.
Me: Oh man, here we go. What?
Her: It’s going to make me look bad. I’ll understand if you hate me after this.
Me: You’re a child molester?
Her: I’m married.
Me: [thinking about the last girl who forgot to mention she was married] Fucking great. Really?
Her: Yes, really. I’m a bad person.
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Her: Would you like to do me in the ass?
Me: It’s funny how you ask so matter-of-factly. But, yeah, sure.
Her: Ow ow ow ow. Eeee.
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Question for the studio audience: In what order did these two conversations happen?
This holiday season, we should all take time to remember that women
Merry Christmas!
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