Heartiste: 2008
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January
Grabbing 2008 By The Zeroes
Witty Banter
How I Break Up With Girls
Buy Low, Sell High
Beta Game
Bad Sex
Polls and New Hampshire
Girls At Different Ages
Best Feeling In The World
Don't Get Married
Thought Experiment
Liveblogging American Idol
Withholding Sex
When Her Frigidness Is Not A Warning Sign
Faces Not Facebook
Moving Day Vignette
My Weird Scientology Date
Tragedy... Not!
Thoughts On Morality
Compassion Creates More Cads
It Counts
32 Vs. 21
Tom Brady Lessons
Male Birth Control Pill
February
Take The Midnight Tran
I Joined Twitter
A Hallmark Moment
Is Female Beauty Increasing?
The Morality Equation
My Advice To The Republicans
Top Two Rules For Dating Younger Women
Further Thoughts On Dating Younger Women
Instant Attraction
Phone Number Free-For-All
Robotopia
Why Are There So Many Lawyers?
Vaj Day
A Scandal And A Link
Deaf Woman Tries To Pick Me Up
Sex Talk
How Soon?
Hovering
Game For Girls
February 2008 Comment Winner
Beautiful Women Past To Present
Marion Cotillard
The Danger Of Gaming Subpar Girls
Handling The Two Types of Breakups
First Impressions
Stuff Whiter* People Like Quiz
March
Video Of Solid Game
Things I've Learned
State Of Mind
Arrogance Vs Confidence
What's Annoying In This Picture?
Obesity To Blame For Game
Eliot Spitzer Busted In Prostitution Ring
Mandatory Paternity Testing Has Arrived
Translations
No Contest
Seven New Deadly Sins Quiz
Prostitutes Are Not Victims
Leave Ashley Alone!
Dancing Douche
Reality Check
A Deposed Queen
Big Rapport Mistake
Are European Girls Better Lays?
When A Girl Needs An Asshole
Right Wing Slam Poetry
Unbridgeable Chasm and a Recap
Gaming "Type A" Girls
Hardest Challenges
Dread
Going Sexual
March 2008 Comment Winner
Cat On A Leash
April
Visualizing Beta
High Energy Dates
My Advice To Women
Dancing Herb Friday
The Perfect Woman
State Of Nature
The Best Thing Society Can Do For Beta Males
Hillary's Lapdog Betaboys
You deserve a 10
One Year Anniversary: Greatest Hits
Keeping Your Woman In Line
Dragon Attack
What's Annoying In This Picture?
Inner Game
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be
Preemptive Rejection
The Gayest Show On Earth
Bachelor Pad Seduction Props
My First Experience With A 10
Sex Makes Me Sick
Auto Mechanics Are Con Men
My Personal Pickup Openers
Qualifying Her
May
Relationships Kill Sex
Quality Vs Quantity Pussy
PDA Is Beta
Shaming Girls For Their Bad Choices
Beta Of The Year Award: Husband Takes Wife's Name
Girls Like Squeezable Things
Circles
Shit Stains After Sex
When Men And Women Can Be Friends
Ugly Outside = Ugly Inside
Gay Boyfriend
Worst Costume Ever
Dumping American Women
Overheard in DC
Girls Love It When I Don't Take Them Seriously
Stray Thoughts On The Nature Of The Game
Who Art Thou?
Wild Monkey Man Beast Caught On Film!
May 2008 Comment Winner
Visualizing Beta Part 2
Speed Dating Sucks
Flip Cup Game
Sex And The City Movie
June
Giving Girls An Excuse To Approach You
I'm Evil
When It Is OK To Call A Woman Fat
I've Seen The Error Of My Ways
How To Save Marriage
Mono Game
Handicap Principle
T-Shirt Contest
Rock Band Audition
The Biggest Misogynists Are Other Women
Thought Experiment
What She's Really Thinking
I Only Play Games With Girls Who Deserve It
Urban Living Is Bad For Relationships
Girls Who Lie
Not A Love Song
Girlfriend Or Fling?
Flimsy Excuses I Use To Get Girls Back To My Place
The Dark Side Of Alpha
Tragedy Vs Statistic
July
Boyfriend Destroyer?
Handholding Daytime Dates
Still Playing Games
Flobots
Quote Of The Day
The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
More Thoughts On The Poon Commandments
This Will Count Towards Your Final Score
Frenetic Fred
Greatest Car Chase Ever
So You Want To Be A Badboy
Reader Mailbag
Snappy Retorts To Shitty Rejections
Decivilizing: Human Nature Unleashed
Quote Of The Hour
Club Girl Clones
A Bike Messenger Lesson
When The Body And Face Don't Match
July 2008 Comment Winner Alert
August
The Easiest Way To Bang A Hot Chick
July 2008 Comment Winner
Kiss Close In Front Of Her Friends
Sara Vote Update
The Five Stages Of Cougar Grief
I'm Moving To Prague
In Defense Of Cougars
When It Goes South
Alpha Or Beta?
I Hate Bachelorette Parties
Universal Truths Day
How Not To Be An American Woman
Human Population Diversity At The Olympics
Ugly Is Not The New Beautiful
Reader Mailbag
Man Dance-Off
The Incredible Pull Of Alpha Males
What Happens When You Give A Woman Testosterone
Celebrating The Olympic Spirit
Spot The Alpha
What I Do For Fun
Butt Pirates, Butt Pats, A Killer Line
Some Great Age Negs
A Day With Zeets
Quality Girl
There Is No Such Thing As A Bar Girl
The Worst Bars In DC For Pickup
Reader Mailbag Special Edition
September
I Missed This
Sarah Palin's Biggest Advantage
Hope Announces She Will Not Be A Cat Lady
Levi Johnston: Blockhead
Who Is Smarter?
Sarah Palin's Masculine Digit Ratio
Brush With Humanity
Flip-Flop Game
Better Than
Alpha Or Beta?
Alpha Or Beta Part 2
Marry Shag Kill
Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Human Nature
How Not To Win The War On Terror
Sarah Palin, The Mirror
Why You Should Never Delete Stale Numbers
Priests Are Either Betas Or Closeted Gays
How To Handle Femmes Fatales
How To Handle Femmes Fatales Part 2
How To Handle Femmes Fatales Part 3
Fannie Mae Lessons
Severing Risk And Reward
How Close Were We To A Meltdown?
Sarah Palin Inspires Feminist Hate
Before And After
FYI
What Kind Of Man Uses A Hooker?
A Test Of Your Game
David Blaine Is A Toolbelt
World Leaders Have No Game
A Test Of Your Game: The Judging
Palin Will Step Down
'Family Guy' On Dating Older Women
Supermodels Are Not Hot
Similarities Between Now And The Great Depression
October
Evil Baby Shower
What A Religious Cult Looks Like
What You Can Learn From A Beta
Reader Mailbag
A Reader Responds
A Recession Will Mean Better Sex
September 2008 Comment Winner
Generalizing Your Way Into Her Panties
Sexbot Update
Beta Halloween Costumes
A Test Of Your Game
A Real-Life Example Of Beta Texting
I Reveal Myself
Mash Note To Chi Cha Lounge
Beauty Is Not Mysterious
Screening Girls
Standing Like An Alpha
Open This Set
Reader Mailbag
Girls And Politics
Wouldn't It Be Funny If Christopher Buckley's
Misconceptions About The Alpha Male
Sarcasm Is Unfeminine
Secrets
Would You Rather
I Got My First Craigslist Missed Connection
Vision Of A Feminist Utopia
You Are NOT The Father
November
Exclusive CH Election Eve Post
It Builds Character To Reject Women
Dating In The City: A Series
A Song In Tribute To This Historic Moment
Bitter Unmarried Women Win It For Obama
Obama The Master Seducer
Obama's Women
You Only Like Me Now Because I'm Thin
Why I Like Berlusconi
October 2008 Comment Winner
Porker Potential
How American Women Are Seen By Kazakhs
Wedding Ring Game
What The World Would Look Like With No Men
Happy Thanksgiving
"I'm Surprised You're..."
Love In The Time Of Game
Ex Categories
Great Scenes Of Game In The Movies
Reader Mailbag
The Great Global Warming Swindle
Unconditional Love
Dating In The City: A Series
Visualizing Omega
How To Screw Up A Date
Obama Wants A Manly Dog
Why A Cheating Woman Is Worse Than A Cheating Man
December
Beta Of The Year Award: Husband "Supports" Wife's Whoring
November 2008 Comment Winner
My Life Philosophy
Dirty Photo Album
Dating In The City: A Series
My Craigslist Pickup Ad
Hints Your Relationship Is Doomed
Less Is Less
The Bitch Of Blagojevich
Sexbotopia!
Theater Of The Beta: The David Alexander Sexbot Saga
Don't Be This
The Lifestyle
Common Shit Tests
Two Conversations, Same Girl, Same Day
Two Conversations: Update
Psycho Stalker
Western Institutions Are Abandoning Beta Males
Beta Of The Year Contest
Thought Experiments
Game Starts At Birth
Best Unintentionally Funny Football Announcer Line
It's Easy To Identify A Slut
The Industrial Park Nightclub Is Dead
Chicks Dig Jerks: A Series
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